Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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