I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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