I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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