dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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