Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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