I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
