I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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