i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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