nut hugger
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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