Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Small penises have feelings too.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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