lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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