it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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