Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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