Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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