Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Randomize
