Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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