At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i dont even know how to be here
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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