Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Me too!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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