butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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