I am spending my child support on dildos
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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