What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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