dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
