Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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