i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize