508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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