Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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