I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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