Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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