In the future we'll all be gay
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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