So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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