so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
