Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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