'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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