and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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