So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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