She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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