so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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