My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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