i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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