Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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