R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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