you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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