I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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