Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Define "chronic" masturbator.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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