buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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