Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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