I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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