You're so nebulous sometimes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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