I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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