you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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