u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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