I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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