wanna go halves on a baby?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
