I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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