hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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